For sometime now, I have wanted to do something weekly. We have weekly up-dates on Baby Thelma Lou, weekly stories about sailing. I look forward to these post and enjoy them very much. Not to be out done by fellow bloggers here goes my weekly broadcast. I am not sure how long this will run but I will give it a try.
Handy Woman Advice #1:
10 TIPS FOR BEING A GOOD NEIGHBOR
10. Don't mow at the crack of dawn on weekends.
9. Don't hang a wind chime collection near your neighbor's bedroom window.
8. Don't leave your inflatable Santa up until the Fourth of July.
7. Don't holler "What's for dinner?" every time your neighbor starts the grill.
6. Don't plant invasive perennials close to a neighbor's garden.
5. Don't make your neighbor's bay window an automatic home run when playing baseball with
kids.
4. Don't run over windblown garbage can lids, even if you're in a hurry.
3. Don't rake only half the leaves from the maple you planted on the lot line.
2. Don't aim the leaf blower at your neighbor's driveway.
1. Don't forget to smile and wave.
Additions to the 10 Hints:
10. His crack can mow at my house anytime.
9. If the wind chimes will call this guy, chime away.
8. Have the mascot put up and take down Santa.
7. Holler "He's for dessert!".
6. Yes plant, Mascot can bend over and pull them up.
5. Use Mascot to hug every time you get a home run.
4. Run into Mascot instead.
3. Have Mascot pick them up one at a time, while sitting in a lounge chair and watching.
2. Take Mascot inside for a break.
1. Don't forget to wave and smile and laugh like crazy because you have the hottest piece in
town.
Now if you like your neighbor's you can follow the above suggestions. But, if they are an pain in the butt you can substitute the "Don't" for "Do". Hope the above tips help with your wonderful week-end ahead.
PS. I need to select a mascot for this blog. I will feature several in the next few weeks. Let me know weekly how you like the mascot. I really like this one and if he shows up to work let me know. Pam, this one is for you. On second thought, I think this one will do. What do you think? We need to name "Mascot" or he can just be "Mascot".
Warning: No Photoshop skills were used to posts this blog. How could I make this guy better. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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8 comments:
Yummy. Just because I'm happily married and cooking baby#3, doesn't mean I can't admire a hot body every once in a while!
As for your tips...they're definitely good ones! You also seem to be speaking from experience. How many of those have been done to you???
I look forward to your weekly tips.
Not any, we have great neighbor's. Maybe when their kids lived at home. That was a long time ago though. They liked to play basketball at 1 or 2 in the morning.
Hmmm... what about those of us that don't have neighbors? We have no one one each side or across from us...yet. May I borrow your mascot for a day or 2? I promise I'll return him (yah, right). I look forward to your weekly updates :)
Those jeans are just a bit too low cut for me -- ewww. Glad my neighbors are beyond shouting distance.
Now those are low rider jeans...whew! Good golly, Miss mollie, I think I'm flashing!
Yes, girls those are hot jeans. J Wallace must be having a bad day. What's up with her? She is my sister but I do not understand. Hi, Sis. What's up with you? Must be down about your knee.
YOU GET MY VOTE FOR BEST BLOG!!! I need a cool beverage - or shower!!! Love the music too!
I think those jeans are fantastic =) And like Masha said... Jeans on/Jeans off... Its all good! Haha! Jerelyn, how can you possibly say EWWW to something so perfect? Mom, good blog! Funny and not bad on the eyes eyes!
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