Sunday, January 18, 2009

Our Childhood In Black and White

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Our Childhood
Enjoy the Memories

Whomever wrote this, described childhood to a T. Hope you enjoy it.

(Under age 40? You won't understand.)
You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set,'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.'

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli .

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then..

Batman and Robin Pictures, Images and Photos

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE .. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option .. even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

The Beverly Hillbillies Pictures, Images and Photos

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then.

Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself..

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations

Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.
Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

Leave It to Beaver Pictures, Images and Photos

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.
I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck..

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.. How could we possibly have known that?

Green Acres Pictures, Images and Photos

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T. SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING.

We're Back

We're Back!!!!!!! And man, why did you guys let it get cold? When we left it was 75 degrees and on our return there were snow flurries. What happen guys? My traveling compaions and I have just returned from a warm, wonderful trip on the Ultimate Scrapbook Cruise. Did I mention that Hiedi Swap and I are now BFF. I can even tell you that she is normal. She pack all her shoes on Friday night and was at breakfast on Saturday morning barefoot. I love it. I made new friends in Theresa Collins and Margie Romney-Aslett. Lucky me won an on-line camera class with Karen Russell. I am really excitied about this class. Can't wait to hear from her. I would have been happy with sailing around in the warm weather with just time at sea and 127 of my scrap buddies. Doris and I had a blast.

My room mate was not so happy. He was truly a hostage. When Doris and I first talked about this trip we kinda thought that she and I would go together. Jamie and Judy were unavailable so we were ready. Doris mention it to Doughboy and he was on board to go. Boo! So I kidnapped my Honey and off we go on a Scrapbook Cruise. Next time I will go by myself. He was good and enjoy a little about the cruise but he is not ready to attend the 2010 Ultimate Scrapbook Cruise. Doris and I are ready to prebook this trip. Did I mention that I have asked Jim West to marry me. Margie and I are going to share him. We have decided that we only need sex about once a year and the arrangement will work perfectly. Can you tell I had a great time on this trip?

We spent two day with our daughter in Del Ray Beach, Fl. The Carnival Freedom sailed down the coast to Key West. That evening we were on our way to Grand Cayman and Ocho Rios. More to come about the ports of call. I need to down load photos and pick a few.

I miss everyone and was sorta glad to get back home. I really do not lie very well. I would love to live in warm weather year round. Tan fat looks better than white fat!!! Sorry I missed you Big Hair Envy. I will check in soon to sign on for your weight lost adventure. How is it going? Off to do laundry and enjoy a cold rainy day in Georgia. See you soon!